Umor Geek

[Bestiajez]

Ya que estamos.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

[Baku]

Supongo que ya la conocerás, pero está página nos proporciona grandes cantidades de entertainment a los del ramo:

http://thedailywtf.com/

[Bestiajez]

//Code sanitized to protect the foolish.
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text;
using System.Reflection;
using System.Web.UI;

namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
    /// <summary>
    /// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
    /// </summary>
    /// <remarks>
    /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
    /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
    /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
    /// </remarks>
    public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl
    {
        protected abstract Pager Pager { get; }

        public void BindCompany(int companyId) { }

        public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl()
        {
            MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity();
        }

        private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity()
        {
            // Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method
            MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly |
                BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic);
            if (m != null)
            {
                throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the fucking BindCompany method!!!");
            }
            // P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious
        }

        /// <summary>
        /// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything
        /// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load
        /// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves
        /// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin'
        /// gnarly, dude."
        /// </summary>
        protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()
        {
            return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey;
        }

        protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
        {
            if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb())
            {
                Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete);
                Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
            }
            base.OnLoad(e);
        }

        protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
        protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();

        void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e)
        {
            BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();
        }

        // the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members
        public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; }
        public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; }
        public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId);
        public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; }
        public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl()
        {
            return null;
        }
    }
}

[Zimm...]

Este es genial, porque ademas puede ser muy util:



This seems to stop morons from messing my code...

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.

[Zimm...]

Ja ja...



// Magic. Do not touch.

[Bic]

 Hostias, son buení­simos...


#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers


P & L

[Bestiajez]

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

[Bestiajez]

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

[Bestiajez]

 /**
   * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
   * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
   * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
   * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
   * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
   * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
   * the face.
   */

[Bestiajez]

[Agarkala]

Impresionante.

[patillotes]

Enorme.

Y por si no lo conoceis:

http://coderfacts.com/

Este lo tenia puesto en el proyector en las clases de FP:


A ver si les calaba por ciencia infusa.

[patillotes]

Los hay muy mongolicos:



----

Y como primo del primer enlace:

http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/1536/hello-world-0-0



Retos de programacion con poco codigo. El de arriba es escribir "Hello world!":
I'm hoping to add a new twist on the classic "Hello World!" program.

Code a program that outputs Hello World! without:

    String/Charachter literals
    Numbers (any base)
    pre-built functions that return "Hello World!"
    RegEx literals

With the exceptions of "O"† and 0.

†"O" is capitalized, "o" is not acceptable.

[Don Pésimo]

¿Qué significa QA?

[Bestiajez]

¿Qué significa QA?

Quality Assurance.

Son los que intentan romper las cosas para encontrar posibles fallos antes del pase a producción.